An Idea Whose Time Has Come!

See what we mean? So simple and obvious, we are amazed someone didn't think of it before now - and we kick ourselves for not being that someone.


Unless we are.

Whatever. Think of the possibilities. Tired of your woman having only two breasts? Does she secretly envy "man's best friend," and somehow understand that, in truth, it is all about the number of breasts - wait, the number of nipples?

What woman, estrogen coursing through her veins, wouldn't really like to have an "udder" instead of two miserly bosoms, no matter how large or how enhanced.

And now the geniuses at OK Brand pharmaceuticals have brought us disposable prosthetic dog nipples!

That's right! No big expense or making payments, like there can be associated with a "boob job."  Nope. 

With an "udder job" you decide (that's right, guys; you aren't limited in the number of nipples you can display, either.  Heck, put 'em on your back, for crying out loud!)  You decide just how many, where and for how long.  When you are done with 'em, however you choose to employ them in whatever setting, just peel 'em off.  Most of the time, they can be re-used!
Share them with friends.  They're great at parties.

And just think: When man's best friend really does have puppies, now everyone in the household can give momma dog (that "bitch") the break from those scavencing newborn dogglets that she really deserves.

Finally!  It is a new day, America.  Let's get on those prosthetic dog nipples today.

Call your local veterenarian, animal hospital or dog pharmacy. They'll have 'em in stock.

... But if you think this is groovy wavy gravy, just wait 'till you see what is up ahead in animal husbandry!  The days of jerking off pigs, horses and cows by hand and pushing that splooge into another beast with a pastry bag may be nearing a close.

The end of an era!

More on that later ...