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Techno, House, Electronica, Dance & Sub-Genres - Internet Radio Links for the (Hopfully Dormant) Tweaker Within
No, no - don't thank us
Well, ok. You can!
(actually, thank "music-ss1.blogspot.com")
Well, ok. You can!
(actually, thank "music-ss1.blogspot.com")
All the electronic music you could ever want, for free, streaming off the Internet!
You're welcome !
- "Afterhours.FM" - Trance, House & Progressive
- "DiFM" - DJ Mixes
- "DiFM" - Electro
- "DiFM" - House
- "DiFM" - Progressive
- "DiFM" - Techno
- "DiFM" - Trance
- "EtnFM" - Progressive
- "EtnFM" - Trance
- "FriskyRadio" - Trance
- "Ibiza Global" - House, Disco, Progressive
- "JustFM" - Progressive House,Trance
- "Proton" - House
- "Pure FM" - Dance
- "Pure FM" - House
- "Pure FM" - Progressive
- "Pure FM" - Trance
- "Radio FG" - Trance,Progressive,Techno,House,Electro
- "RauteMusik BigCityBeats" - House, Electronic
- "RauteMusik Club" - Techno/Trance/Dance
- "RauteMusik eXTreMe" - Rock/Metal/Alternative
- "RauteMusik FunkY" - House/Dance
- "RauteMusik Goldies" - 60s/70s/80s Oldies
- "RauteMusik HardeR" - Hardstyle, Hardcore, Jumpstyle
- "RauteMusik JaM" - HipHop/RnB
- "RauteMusik Lounge" - Ambient/Chillout
- "RauteMusik Main" - Pop/rock
- "sEnsEgEnEratE FM" - Trance, House, Progressive Techno, Dance, and Breaks
A Political History Lesson for Tweakers
Present company excepted, I'm sure!
Its good to know where you came from and how things got to be the way they are. Accordingly, we bring you an old news piece narrated by Sam Donaldson, then a reporter on ABC News, regarding the humor and wit of Ronald Wilson Reagan, an American President who literally changed the world.
Kiss Like Angelina Jolie!
Or Whatever ...
At least you get to watch these bitches hook up, kind of.
Its plenty hot all by itself. Dang!
Not to mention that this cannot be a bad skill to have. Right?
Although the "who cares" perspective is indeed legitimate...
Its plenty hot all by itself. Dang!
Not to mention that this cannot be a bad skill to have. Right?
Although the "who cares" perspective is indeed legitimate...
PROSTHETIC DOG NIPPLES
An Idea Whose Time Has Come!
See what we mean? So simple and obvious, we are amazed someone didn't think of it before now - and we kick ourselves for not being that someone.
Unless we are.
Whatever. Think of the possibilities. Tired of your woman having only two breasts? Does she secretly envy "man's best friend," and somehow understand that, in truth, it is all about the number of breasts - wait, the number of nipples?
What woman, estrogen coursing through her veins, wouldn't really like to have an "udder" instead of two miserly bosoms, no matter how large or how enhanced.
And now the geniuses at OK Brand pharmaceuticals have brought us disposable prosthetic dog nipples!
That's right! No big expense or making payments, like there can be associated with a "boob job." Nope.
With an "udder job" you decide (that's right, guys; you aren't limited in the number of nipples you can display, either. Heck, put 'em on your back, for crying out loud!) You decide just how many, where and for how long. When you are done with 'em, however you choose to employ them in whatever setting, just peel 'em off. Most of the time, they can be re-used!
Share them with friends. They're great at parties.
And just think: When man's best friend really does have puppies, now everyone in the household can give momma dog (that "bitch") the break from those scavencing newborn dogglets that she really deserves.
Finally! It is a new day, America. Let's get on those prosthetic dog nipples today.
Call your local veterenarian, animal hospital or dog pharmacy. They'll have 'em in stock.
... But if you think this is groovy wavy gravy, just wait 'till you see what is up ahead in animal husbandry! The days of jerking off pigs, horses and cows by hand and pushing that splooge into another beast with a pastry bag may be nearing a close.
The end of an era!
More on that later ...
Unless we are.
Whatever. Think of the possibilities. Tired of your woman having only two breasts? Does she secretly envy "man's best friend," and somehow understand that, in truth, it is all about the number of breasts - wait, the number of nipples?
What woman, estrogen coursing through her veins, wouldn't really like to have an "udder" instead of two miserly bosoms, no matter how large or how enhanced.
And now the geniuses at OK Brand pharmaceuticals have brought us disposable prosthetic dog nipples!
That's right! No big expense or making payments, like there can be associated with a "boob job." Nope.
With an "udder job" you decide (that's right, guys; you aren't limited in the number of nipples you can display, either. Heck, put 'em on your back, for crying out loud!) You decide just how many, where and for how long. When you are done with 'em, however you choose to employ them in whatever setting, just peel 'em off. Most of the time, they can be re-used!
Share them with friends. They're great at parties.
And just think: When man's best friend really does have puppies, now everyone in the household can give momma dog (that "bitch") the break from those scavencing newborn dogglets that she really deserves.
Call your local veterenarian, animal hospital or dog pharmacy. They'll have 'em in stock.
... But if you think this is groovy wavy gravy, just wait 'till you see what is up ahead in animal husbandry! The days of jerking off pigs, horses and cows by hand and pushing that splooge into another beast with a pastry bag may be nearing a close.
The end of an era!
More on that later ...
"Ask-My-Dick?" Really? Seriously?
Well ... Looks Like It!
Check out "Ask-My-Dick," a fabulous web service available at ASK MY DICK!.
The service is *FREE* to you! It seeks to provide professional-quality advice to the perplexed on any number of issues (though as with many things one may get what one pays for, eh?)
So ... feel free to ask away with your important, life-altering issues, via comment to the blog right now, apparently ... and "my dick" (or at least someone's ... or perhaps just an guy named Richard, who knows) will answer!
What have you got to lose, other than some self respect?
Go for it!
Check out "Ask-My-Dick," a fabulous web service available at ASK MY DICK!.
The service is *FREE* to you! It seeks to provide professional-quality advice to the perplexed on any number of issues (though as with many things one may get what one pays for, eh?) So ... feel free to ask away with your important, life-altering issues, via comment to the blog right now, apparently ... and "my dick" (or at least someone's ... or perhaps just an guy named Richard, who knows) will answer!
What have you got to lose, other than some self respect?
Go for it!
Just in Case It Makes You Horny
Get Tweakerbitches at Home!
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